Three questions. Zero answers. Infinite chaos. Quotes, trivia, and a clock that's just as confused as you are.
Wisdom from geese, goldfish, houseplants, and one very tired DMV employee. Press the button, receive nonsense.
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— nobody yetThe current moment, measured four unnecessarily precise ways. It's always changing. It never stops. Deeply relatable.
A scientifically unreliable timing oracle. Ask it anything. It will answer nothing directly.
One topic. All three questions, answered at once — one real, two extremely not.
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